Why are Fundamentalists so scary looking?

Fred Phelps looks like a Skeleton, Shirley looks like a crusty old zombie, Jerry Falwell looks like a Cyclops, Pat Robertson looks like a cross between a vampire and a Werewolf, John Ankerberg looks like a Demon, Erwin Lutzer looks like a ghoul, Kerrigan Skelly from Pinpoint Evangelism looks like a Pedophile, Ted Haggard looks like a Pervert, one on youtube looks like a weasel, another looked like a Gorilla.